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The Final Fixing of the Foolish Fugitive


Feeling footloose, fancy-free and frisky, this feather-brained fellow finagled
his fond father into forking over his fortune. Forthwith, he fled for foreign
fields and frittered his farthings feasting fabulously with fair-weather
friends. Finally, fleeced by those folly-filled fellows and facing famine, he
found a feed flinger in a filthy farm-lot. He fain would have filled his
frame with foraged food from fodder fragments. "Fooey! My father's
flunkies fare far fancier," the frazzled fugitive fumed feverishly, frankly
facing fact. Frustrated from failure and filled with forebodings, he fled for
his family. Falling at his father's feet, he floundered forlornly. "Father, I
have flunked and fruitlessly forfeited further family favors." But the
faithful father, forestalling further flinching, frantically flagged his
flunkies to fetch forth the finest fatling and fix a feast. But the fugitive's
fault finding frater, faithfully farming his father's fields for free, frowned
at this fickle forgiveness of former falderal. His fury flashed, but fussing
was futile. His foresighted father figured, "Such filial fidelity is fine, but
what forbids fervent festivities? The fugitive is found! Unfurl the flags!
With fanfare flaring, let fun, frolic and frivolity flow freely, former
failures forgotten and folly forsaken. Forgiveness forms a firm foundation
for future fortitude."

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